the irony just doesn't escape me anymore

ironic things that happened to me during my three-week break:

1.i got an English assignment from miss nina. the question: verbal, confident and self-assured, that is how i see you. how did you become that way at such a young age?
that's an 11 on the ironic meter. hah.
2.i digi-permed my hair. didn't like it. thought it was too afro-ey kembang, so i got it straightened back when i made it clear to everyone that i was never going to get my hair straightened ever again, because straightened hair is like sticks growing out of your head. well, guess whose head is wearing those sticks now? yep. my beautiful ironic head.
3.raya was a 'blast'. no one came to our house, we didn't go to anybody's house, we didn't take any pictures and i got an eye infection from boy. an empty house means an empty pocket. great raya.
4.i woke up this morning with two big honking zits when it's just days before college starts. why can't they pop out during raya or something? no one came to our house anyway.