Calling all Shamsuddins

Wei kedekut lah you all never call me one.
I frust already, no one to talk to.

Ayah you forget me already is it?
Before I fly all sedih cannot hear me play piano anymore, but when Mama call why you never talk one? Busy gardening ah? I miss lah watching you gardening in your seluar apek kotak-kotak.

Mama also call very seldom.
When sms also very dengki with me cannot eat raya food all.
Also forget me already. I cannot call you lah I miskin here.
Want to eat sushi 7 pound also think many-many times first.

Haih. Abang Amir also. Very dengki one.
Go eat Mama's sambal goreng alone, somemore want to rub in my face.
You getting old you know, cannot shed fat quickly.
You eat eat eat then all go to your ass padan muka.
Somemore have no hair already, also wear seluar apek kotak-kotak like Ayah.
Look like the old man already leh.

Abang Amod I don't miss at all.
Go put up attitude with me why leh?
Say stupid things like he don't want to come Queen Mary if far from Heathrow.
Stupid can ah? You think I want to see you so much is it?
Ok lah I want lah, only if you give me money to buy Sidekick.

Abang Wan also. Only sms me twice.
Then don't want to reply.
Your son I give name ok.
The name after my gendut classmate somemore
walawei, I stress to look at the baby.
I like gossipping with your wife about Abang Amod's wife.
You know last time I found her breast-firming shit in my room funny woi.
Also you not bad gossip, can update me.
Why never call lah?

Abang on the other hand, I don't talk to much anymore.
Stupid emo family secrets. I love you lah abang.
Lay off all the shit and come back to the family. We're here for you.
When you decide to change you tell me. I want to have a long talk with you.
Also you know London very cool. You'd like it here.
Everyone go smoke weed in daytime, at night they party like stupid.
I just got back from my friend's room, they tried to get pissed drunk
sebab konon depressed.
One got high then laugh like hyena, the other cannot get drunk
even after downing raw. I swear they funny lah.

But don't worry leh I don't drink.
I watch only.

Mama Ayah your only daughter very lonely here call laaa.
Download Skype can or not? Very easy, we can talk talk with video somemore.
Wah so high-tech.

Weiii abang-abang adik here very sad don't know who to tendang and make fun of now. Cannot tahan meh I need to insult someone with a penis fast.
Call la sms ke jangan lah kedekut sangat.

Oi rindu lah.
Oi.