Jul 25, 2007

Gendut selamanya

It’s only Wednesday but I’m deadbeat. My latest self-annihilation plan is to starve myself until I’m left with literally nothing but skin and bones. And I’m also back to working out at the gym every Tuesdays and Thursdays, so I think I have quite a high chance to get that I’m-too-skinny-to-fill-in-your-hug physique. Lina said that I look like a cornflake because of my protruding clavicle and nonexistent curves, but hell I don’t care. I even have a good cover-up for not eating, “Puasa sunat bulan Rejab banyak pahala” haha. So go on girls, you’re most welcomed to grill that almost skinny ass of mine on a hot burning stove for being so gedik tak nak makan padahal badan kerempeng macam apek tua.

Ciau la everyone, I’m off to integrate (ln x)2 dx and later figure out why I had to in the first place when I’m stuck with a fully doodled paper and a tapping pen.

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