Can any of you smart asses out there please create a different clock from the current one we're using? My sleeping time has gone haywire.

Or maybe I'll just move to Bora-Bora Island.
Where is that island anyway? My geographical knowledge is nonexistent. I mistake Kangar and Kuala Kangsar all the time.

So let's see how my day went, shall we?
I slept at 4 and woke up at 9 in the morning. I ate two dry toasts while working on my G4 report, still in my pijamas. At 2pm I was already a walking zombie, so I dragged myself back to bed. I woke back up at 6pm, showered and changed into a fresh set of pijamas. Mom wanted me to go to the taylor's which is like 20++minutes from our house to pick up my baju kurung, but I said, "maa adik tak boleh drive la bila ngantok. nanti langgar lembu." So then I continued to sleep until around 9pm. And now here I am, tapping on the computer table to the sound of God Save The Queen. Ini semua salah G4.

On the plus side, when I don't sleep right, my body also doesn't function right. That means I lose weight effortlessly, which is great because I need to shed all those pounds I gained all through this three-week break. I hardly ever notice the grumbling sound that my stomache makes when I'm doing my work. And by the time I've finished, the sound has been gone long before. It sometimes becomes a deliberate act of starvation, but most of the time, it's just food amnesia.

Procrastinating does a lot of good things to me. And no, I'm not being sarcastic.
I'm glad I spent the first two weeks of my three-week break jalan-jalan cari makan.