idiot driver

"i'm a woman of theory".
i realize that at the most inopportune moment.

how do you react when u smash your dad's car twice in a day? --wait, make that in an hour. i'm a bad driver. ok, mengaku je laaa. but i haven't even gotten my P license yet. i'm still learning. that doesn't give ayah the right to sigh "aihh what are you doing?" everytime i park the car out of the box or everytime i can't control my speed and go right out of the lane when i try to turn into a junction. I AM STILL LEARNING. i smashed ayah's car into a tree when i reversed and then smashed it again about an hour later at the corner of our house into a honda. a moving honda. with a dude in it. damn.

to any 18 or 19-year-olds who have already received their P license and who are laughing at my pathetic life right now, it's not my fault that i was born a year late or that i skipped a grade or that i don't have a 7 month break to practice my driving like you guys had, ok? i may be good on paper or when it comes to theories, but i suck bad in practical.

just stick an "idiot driver" note on my forehead. maybe when i smash ayah's car again, he won't be as mad.


p/s: boy's really skinny now. seriously. and he's got himself a new gf too. much skinnier and prettier than the last one, in fact.
great, i'm officially a loser. even my brother has a more exciting life than i do.